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The chaotic making of a new low budget Off-Off-Broadway play as it struggles toward opening night.
JODY: Why would a writer put a nude scene in a play? A director I can understand; he needs to get his nut off just like everyone else. What better way than to have a room full of naked boys, or in your case, girls, running around with their dicks flopping, or in your case, tits flopping around, asking “What would you like me to do now?” Or the producer, God knows. Stick a naked boy on the poster and every tired queen lines up at the door. But the writer? Like anybody’s going to care what’s going on from the neck up. I mean, who’s listening? You know they’re all sitting out there thinking, “Oh, I’m bigger. Oh, I’m smaller. Does he fluff before he goes on? What does he eat? How often does he go to the gym? Does he go to MY gym? I should go to the gym. Does he shave, I wonder? Or trim? Who trims him? Do they need someone to trim him? To fluff him?” I think I should just walk on at the top of the play, strip down and just stand there for thirty seconds, a minute maybe, show my dick, show my ass and then say, “Seen enough? Now would you like to hear the play? Can we actually start acting now?”
GENRE: Comedy
RUN TIME: 90 minutes
CAST: 10 m/f
SET: single
